counter\ monkey

counter\ monkey
An employee at any chain resturant or fast food service that for the most part hates the job, hates the people, and hates how customers all think everyone behind the counter have no brains.

Customer (speaking slowly, as if to an imbecile, with no respect): Hey, you! Yeah, you. I asked for a regular coffee and this has cream and sugar in it. Counter Monkey: A regular coffee HAS cream and sugar in it. If you want something else, make it yourself, you selfish, preppy, rich, snobby, corporate pig. (Dumps the coffee on the customer's Armani suit and hides in the walk-in fridge.)


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