boyfriend

1. The clingy, unattractive, and annoying guy friend that you inexpicably are forced to spend exorbitant amounts of time with (usually alone). If you weren't single, you would spend this time with your real significant other. But you are single, so you don't want to be rude, and you don't really have an excuse to not hang out with him.

So you are constantly scrambling for excuses to not see him but never seem to be able to come up with anything believable, so you give in and let him come over to watch a movie.

2. The odd, unattractive, out of place strange male you spot with your girlfriend, then playfully confront her to admit she is dating him.

1. Can you please come over on Saturday? my boyfriend is coming over and I will pull my hair out if I have to spend more than five minutes alone with him.

2. See that guy with the eyepatch and the hump on his back? That's your boyfriend.