inboobtubated

inboobtubated
The state of being inextricably linked to one's television set (boob tube) to the exclusion of all else; analagous to the emergency-medical necessity of having a plastic tube inserted in one's throat (being intubated) as the only possible way for the patient to remain breathing.

I was so completely inboobtubated this morning that I didn't hear the antique grand piano as it fell through the living room floor into the cellar, totaLling our internationally renowned wine collection.


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  • inboobtubated — The state of being inextricably linked to one s television set (boob tube) to the exclusion of all else; analagous to the emergency medical necessity of having a plastic tube inserted in one s throat (being intubated) as the only possible way for …   Dictionary of american slang

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